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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

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Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How short is too short for a skirt?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.